
Question: How should one accessorize a glass eye?
Answer: With a false eyelash.
Do you think fine Corinthian leather is an animal product? Do you choose to wear socks and sandals? Are you baffled no one will dance with you when you’re dressed as a wool burrito with corduroy garnish?
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