03 April 2010

Denim Gone Wild


Q: At my job, we can wear jeans on Fridays as long as they're well maintained. I really think these jeans (pictured) are totally cute. Would they be okay for work?

A: If you're a sex worker attending a company-sponsored hayride, these jeans are perfect. However, if your professional responsibilities entail anything other than swinging around a pole, you may want to find yourself some denim that doesn't call to mind an encounter with questionable fluids.

XO,
Ms.Chief