11 February 2009

Passed out in public - what to wear?







Should you dress appropriately when you pass out drunk on your front yard, in case you’ll be photographed for Google maps?


Well, you should always dress appropriately, of course. Appropriate dress in anticipation of being photographed while passed out entails:

  1. pants rather than a skirt (to avoid unintentional exposure)
  2. dark colors (so grass stains or worse don’t show)
  3. lace up shoes or zip-up boots instead of clogs or slides (so you don’t lose them)

The fellow pictured here is a passed out fashion success, including wisely using his arm as a drool catcher. Really, he is my role model in what to wear when drinking yourself into curbside oblivion.

XO,
Ms.Chief